GNU ld be like. Oh you statically linked this library? On the off chance that a dynamic library (of an entirely different binary-incompatible version) would to also call these functions, I'm going to make them available. Fuck you, pass -Wl,--exclude-libs,libssl.a if you don't want segfaults.
AIX be like. Fuck you, I'm doing the same thing except you don't get --exclude-libs. Fuck you.
