nah, it's just really good at figuring out whether someone, deep down, wants to be a catgirl
impressive stuff! we had to outsource that bit overseas to a specialist

~author/streamer/gamedev~ appreciator of colorful wigs
nah, it's just really good at figuring out whether someone, deep down, wants to be a catgirl
impressive stuff! we had to outsource that bit overseas to a specialist
me: please do not go looking for the Wiggle Room inside the catgirl machine itself, I swear it's a purely metapho—
my brain: WIGGLE ROOM & CATGIRL MACHINE ARE GIRLFRIENDS
So you're saying if I get in this machine it will be completely safe and nothing bad will happen
I—hold on, my PR person is making some very frantic gestures just off-camera
def does_want_to_be_a_catgirl_down_there():
"People who don't want to be a cagirl don't end up in catgirl machine"
return True
There is an alternative joke with the aristocat's song to do here