honest to god: i pulled off this glitch by accident when i was about 6 years old once, in about 2006, and never again. i may very well be the first person to do it. i wasn't even sure if i had beaten the game or lost since i had taken heavy damage (videos don't show it so i feel like mentioning standing on screaming mary jane damages you lol), and i definitely didn't think it counted. to this day it's the only way i've beaten the game. and nobody will ever believe me
