I spent like multiple hours on this joke but then when I posted it on twitter it got algorithmically cropped to a 16:9 image of wires and zero people clicked on it
now I want a fatwheel mountain bike that inductively charges off the high-tension powerlines, so you can ride the powerline easements without draining battery
sounds like the kind of elaborately-engineered personal tech toy lovingly described in the first three paragraphs of a cyberpunk fiction, but this time the story is set in the Rural Pacific Northwest.
if we're lucky anyone sincerely using the word 'Cascadia' will be identified as a fascist
