if drivers want pedestrians and cyclists to act like cars are megafauna, they need to stop whining every time someone punctured the skin of their car and steals the energy dense and valuable things that it exposes.
you cant have it both ways, either you stop any time a pedestrian so much as looks at you, or we get to hunt your cars and take what's inside. it's what humans evolved to do.
cut me off on my bicycle and I will chase you across continents like a waterbuffalo does the hunter that missed his shot.
Oregon Trail remix where you are bicycling across the Pacific Northwest, with a minigame where you hunt cars for food. Spare wagon parts replaced with bike chains and tire patch kits.
time to caulk and float my connestoga 12-speed and attached cargo trailer across the columbia river, aw ye
