when i say i want a lute, i'm not talking about those dainty little peasant mandolins
I'm talking about this ripped fucking beast of a stringed instrument

The Theorbo.
The instrument for the minstral who demands (or is demanded to) do it all.
- This motherfucker's got Bass.
- This motherfucker's got Treble.
- This motherfucker's got The Other Musical Stuff.
Truly an instrument for the gods amongst men.
i mean just listen to this shit