zuki

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posts from @zuki tagged #blaseball

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nicky
@nicky

what they should be doing is going for the slowest possible pitch that can still reach the strike zone. become eephus champion and watch the league crumble before you



nex3
@nex3

but it seems like it would be strategically beneficial for a pitcher to have as broad a range of pitch velocities as possible so that they can switch it up to misle the batter


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

A single fireteam using small arms could easily eliminate the batter leaving no threat to the pitcher at all and obviating the need for special pitching tactics.


Noemi
@Noemi

i think baseball pitchers should throw the ball at the umpire's weak points, removing them from the match and by proxy eliminating all of the rules. that would really throw the batter off their game.


namelessWrench
@namelessWrench

I know what the answer has been for more than a century.

Drugs.

The answer is, and has always been Drugs.